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Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022
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Circumcision

Originally introduced to the US in the 1800s as a way to prevent masturbation, bed wetting, and insanity, infant circumcision is a form of genital cutting that people still rationalize to this day. It is so embedded in our culture that people do it to their sons without giving it much thought.

It is often referred to as just a “little snip.” People who say this are either lying or have never actually seen a circumcision. Baby’s foreskins are fused to the head of their dick and during a circumcision, the doctor has to surgically rip the foreskin off from the head. It’s a graphic, bloody procedure. People like to take an “out of sight, out of mind” approach to it though and pretend that it’s something it’s not.
Person one 1: circumcision is just a little snip

Person 2: have you ever seen a circumcision take place?

Person 1: hell no

Person 2: then how do you know that it's just a little snip?

Person 1: well, everyone does it so it must be ok
by Tayl0r30 March 31, 2024
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Circumcision

Self mutilation causing obsession greed and disloyal obsession with the penis and dissatisfaction in the self
The doctors are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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circumcised

"Casper is circumcised"
by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
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Double circumcision

The act of attaining an erection while sitting on the toilet and then terrifyingly unwedging it out from under the toilet seat. This process typically involves skill or else we get our definition.
John: "yo I took a fat shit yesterday but can't have sex tonight cause I accidentally gave myself a 'double circumcision' "

Joe: "oh my god man why didn't you tell me"
by S. Millows June 2, 2020
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Eskimo Circumcision

When the foreskin develops frostbite in low-temperature conditions and falls off
Chad got lost in the mountains last week and ended up with an Eskimo Circumcision.
by Brodyrick January 18, 2021
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Mediterranean circumcision

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022
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