The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut
by Skrompi March 16, 2022

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.
by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024

by Barberella September 1, 2020

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
