Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut

Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room

by Skrompi March 16, 2022

Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.

My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.

by Crodstick June 12, 2025

Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.

Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday

by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.

I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.

by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021