chimney cricket

One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment

Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?

by Clayton7111 June 3, 2017

Chimney

When a girl hits a vape and then sucks a guys dick so when he nuts his dick looks like a chimney

Dnag that chimney do be smoking though

by TheChimney December 17, 2019

Heavenly Chimney

It is a sex position where the man finishes in a girl's anus. Then proceeds to lift her up and at a slight angle till the cum from her anus flows back out then drips into the males mouth. It will take some practice, and it isn't a bad thing to have a history of weight lifting.

"Brace yourself woman, here comes the Heavenly Chimney"

by Dr. Lollipop October 16, 2008

dirty chimney

The act of taking a shit in someone's throat and then using your dick as a swab to clean the throat, like that of cleaning a chimney.

Gene gave Jimmy a dirty chimney last night.

by sickinthemind April 25, 2014

one eye up the chimney

A person with eyes that look in different directions from each other.

Sometimes it happens after a person gets very intoxicated.

When Mandy sits down to watch TV she has one eye on the

TV and the other eye is up the chimney.

Simon got so pissed he's got one eye up the chimney.

by Dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

Chimney Sweep

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

by bshaft May 19, 2009

Chimney sweep

A cuckold faggot that fucks coal burners after they've been muhdikked or given birth to a shitlet.

Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.

by New World Ebola May 14, 2020