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shoot my children

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).
Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005
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Annoying Children

Annoying children:
1)Kids below the age of 10, regardless of physical maturity. Once 10, kids are mentally mature enough to no longer be annoying.
2)Kids that scream and go stir crazy at the sight of breasts and the sound of bad words, and get Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a side effect.
3)Kids that will push away their Richard Feynman science book and take out their ultimate Spiderman comic book.
4)Kids that are overly curious in stores, touching everything they see.
5)Kids that add to the annoying sound effects of kids playing in recess.
6)Kids that attempt to be themselves.
7)Kids that don't masturbate (the reason kids are so annoying is because their parents do not let them, so they use another outlet for fun.)

Remember, be cool, don't stereotype kids, respect the 1% that are smart!
Annoying children: 1)Kid below 10: AAAAHAHAHHHAA POOP AHAHAHAHAH *climbs on shelf*
Ten year old kid: Oh, so how is your hangout at the coffee shop going? Any stupid kids there?
2)*turns head and sees Playboy porn magazine in wrapping paper* AHHHHHH HELP ME AAHHHHHH HELP SAVE ME LOOK LOOOOOOOK ITS A BAD MAGAZINE STOP IT HEEELPP ME
Adult: We got bird shit on our car.
Kid: AAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHH HELP ME HE SAID A BAD WORD AHHHHHH
Adult: Time to bring him to the pediatrist.
3)*Adult gives child a Richard Feynman book*
NO! NO! NO! I want my ultimate Superman comic book!
4)*Climbs on shelf and touches foam*
5)You tagged me! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
6)I'm just going to be myself, weak and fat playing video games.
7)Have you ever wondered what your children are thinking that you do not know? You would be shocked: "sigh... my parents won't let me masturbate, they think it is a sin."
by porn addiction November 27, 2009
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Boneless children

Semen, in addition to being boneless they also have no soul.

Solve this riddle to get access to the message Berra. I'm easy to get into, but hard to get out of, what am I?
Kalan: So she swallows?

Ethan: yeah, she's like a daycare for my boneless children.
by The best rusty venture April 18, 2020
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Deep fried children

Popular U.S restaurant serving Mexican orphans. Based in Florida. Serves fried child organs, curly fries (the child's hair) and lastly, whole child (raw or cooked) See Deep Fried Babies for the other branch catering to American children.
billy : hey wanna go to the new restaurant, Deep Fried Children
pepo: sure
by Pepo (Ceo of DFC) May 24, 2019
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Jump Little Children

The best band that you've never heard of. They make fabulous and unusual rock music and they are all about 100 times more talented than a normal band because they went to art school. They will change your life. Get Magazine as your first CD.
The Jump Little Children concert last Thursday was the best part of the year so far.
by skylight April 23, 2005
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Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

a sequel to the Final Fantasy VII game, movie style. destined to be a kick arse movie just by seeing trailers.
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children is gonna be a sweet movie! I'm already geeking out about it!! WOOT!
by Juliet December 19, 2004
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childrens

Plural of children,as used by an arsehole.
.."childrens do learn" Dubya Bush
by chris morrell January 6, 2008
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