Checkering

When you fact check something so hard it becomes true

"Person A: Source?

Person B: I've been checkering this onion all day.
Person A: Then it must be true!"

by Shattybatty May 31, 2023

pecker checker

A pecker checker was the term used referring to the Navy corpsman on the ship.

I gotta go see the pecker checker.

by Slim987 November 15, 2019

Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.

Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 13, 2022

checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie July 2, 2016

Fact Checker

A person employed to keep facts in check by publishing declarations that the truth is false and that falsehoods are true.

The claim that Colonel Sanders stole his recipe is a completely fabricated falsehood. That's why the fact checkers at Snopes declared that the claim "alludes to a deeper truth".

by RealityGuide July 29, 2022

checker box

Casey’s moms dildo box

Casey: guys get out of the room.
Them: what? Do you think we’ll find your moms checker box?

by Checker box May 7, 2018