Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

by Lord of the Ledger July 4, 2011

Weirdos chat

a chat filled with weirdos/ clowns/ idiots/ simps and more, you should join :)

Bob: Are you in Weirdos chat?
Billy: yea why?
Bob: you should watch out, rye is there!

by Weirdos chat member "Bo4ze" March 27, 2022

chat monkey

A person that logs into an online game for the sole purpose of chatting.

Man, I never see that guy doing any thing here but chat in trade. He is a real chat monkey!

by chiphead.net March 29, 2009

chat rage

Chat rage is a rare but dangerous display of anger exhibited by a chat room dope who has been pushed to the end of his chat rope. It usually manifests itself by way of an escalating show of perturbment. For example the subject may begin to exhibit uncontrolled typos, usually followed my capitalization of his/her rant. The chat rage reaches its pinnacle when the loser and or loner begins verbally abusing their chat nemesis with strings of profanity and spit flying from their mouth and splashing across the monitor or flat screen display. The furniture of unsuspecting parents or rooming house owners frequently comes under attack by a person in full on chat rage.

SitOnMyShamok9: Dude, did you see the way fussy toyed with that loser in the room?

Fatoomsch: Yeah man, he must be flipping out with chat rage over that one.

by sitonmyshamrok9 March 13, 2011

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 5, 2019

Split chat

Two people chatting on two different chat clients at the same time, splitting time and conversation. A question on one chat client could be answered on the other chat client and so on...

A typical example of height of craziness and/or fun. Could also be due to inconsistent problems with the connections in either of the chat clients.

Split chat example
Yahoo1: How ye doing?
GTalk2: Good How do you do?
GTalk1: Good. What r u doing this weekend?
Yahoo2: Going out shopping. How abt u?

by prmsheriff June 30, 2011