Chat Chess

When talking to someone on chat (fb, skype, msn etc.) and they take forever to respond, and the pace of the chat resembles a game of chess.

You: Hey, how r u?

(Time passes)

Them: Good, yaself?

You: nb, how was work?

(A long time passes)

Them: Um, it was ok.

You: Ahuh...what you doing now?

(Again, time passes. They start typing. They delete it. They start again.)

You: WTF IS THIS, CHAT CHESS?!!!

by FreeRange March 21, 2011

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Chatting Spin

Saying something that isn't quite true, but is based on the truth.

Jacob: "How'd you break your nose?"
Rees: "In a fight with Big Hobs 'cos he walked in my flower bed."
Mogg: "Shut up you had a fight with Hobs, stop chatting spin!"

by Crabohydrate November 05, 2019

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chat siberia

Virtual location one is sent to while waiting for an upset friend to start talking to you again. All incoming communications are halted while one is relegated to chat siberia. Chat siberia is characterized by a very cold, lonely, silent feel.

Mabel threatened to send Lucy to chat siberia if she fed into the drama created by a third party.

by dmkrs September 30, 2007

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Audit Chat

The systematic, meticulous and highly persuasive bullshit that is said or written when an Auditor doesn’t have or cannot be bothered to provide a legitimate logic for the rationale they have used for an audit methodology.

Dude, just give it some Audit Chat, always does the trick

by Lord of the Ledger July 03, 2011

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chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

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