by AalCI November 24, 2021
Get the charming ironymug. A boner, but in a pedoy way.
Something a pedo gets when they see kiddies and they have to describe to the kids why there's something sticking up between their legs.
Something a pedo gets when they see kiddies and they have to describe to the kids why there's something sticking up between their legs.
(On adults lap at the helter skelter)
Little Jimmy: "What's that I can feel under my legs?"
Pedo Kristian: "Oh that's just my lucky charm little one."
Little Jimmy: "What's that I can feel under my legs?"
Pedo Kristian: "Oh that's just my lucky charm little one."
by smallcroco June 13, 2023
Get the Lucky Charmmug. by luke6377 January 1, 2013
Get the dick charmmug. A Mai Charm is a charm that let's you know that you are being watched, when ever and where ever. It is as small as a baby mouse, and resembles the actual Maiyi Sakino in a chibi form. It gives you luck on and rubs high self esteem making you feel like a good person no matter what kind of mood you are in. It is a little screaming fan doll that clings to you even if you don't want it to. It is given the moment Maiyi Sakino lays eyes on you and will not disappear unless you cause harm to her. If that happens you will be curse for 1000 years, you will be forever sick, unloved and dying from a flesh eating disease that will take away your flesh painfully and slowly. It will rot your core, eat out your eyes and leave you as dust in the middle of your bedroom floor. If you lose your Mai charm (Become out of touch with Mai) She will find you, hide in your closet and kill you because you have lost her.
Maiyi Charm is a doll that is willing to fan girl about everything and anything about you.
Maiyi charm is a doll that will follow you like a true stalker even if you do not desire it.
Maiyi charm is a doll that will fuck you up if you lose it or break it. That is a warning.
To sum it up Maiyi charm is a stalking doll, that will fan girl about you day or night, watch you in your sleep, wake up with you in the morning, clean you in your shower and do everything with you no matter what.
Maiyi charm is a doll that will follow you like a true stalker even if you do not desire it.
Maiyi charm is a doll that will fuck you up if you lose it or break it. That is a warning.
To sum it up Maiyi charm is a stalking doll, that will fan girl about you day or night, watch you in your sleep, wake up with you in the morning, clean you in your shower and do everything with you no matter what.
by TheWtfFangirlOfYourLife December 9, 2012
Get the Maiyi Charmmug. by Thewafflking August 16, 2016
Get the Charming Spongemug. by mirylo June 5, 2016
Get the chunk charmmug. The irritating asshole on a party bus who you have to work with the next day.
An energetically smashed windbag on a party bus.
This is the person who gets the party bus pulled over for dancing on coolers – to lady gaga, a scene, the only scene that is far more effective than reciting the pledge of allegiance for ridding morning wood.
Mickey: I hate going to work the morning after… is it too much to avoid him?
Jenney: Morning after? Him? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Mickey: Honey, Bob got completely pissed at the game, it’s a good thing he’s got a charm-plex or i’d call in sick.
An energetically smashed windbag on a party bus.
This is the person who gets the party bus pulled over for dancing on coolers – to lady gaga, a scene, the only scene that is far more effective than reciting the pledge of allegiance for ridding morning wood.
Mickey: I hate going to work the morning after… is it too much to avoid him?
Jenney: Morning after? Him? WHAT THE HELL?!?!?
Mickey: Honey, Bob got completely pissed at the game, it’s a good thing he’s got a charm-plex or i’d call in sick.
by Bad-Wolf113 June 29, 2010
Get the Charm-Plexmug.