pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

Cauliflower

A woman that has extra large, well endowed inner labia.

Damn her inner labia is blossoming like cauliflower!

by vagina whisperer October 18, 2008

caldering

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

by GingerHipster October 11, 2011

caudiel

the name of the most adorable and perfect couple there has ever been.

are you team caudiel or team cesus?

i'm defiantly team caudiel

by xxxNOxxx September 5, 2013

Dutch Cauldron

When you take a shit, then immediately shower in the same bathroom, boiling the stench.

I didn't think I had to shit till I got to the bathroom to take a shower, so I had to make a Dutch Cauldron.

by DrErikG October 25, 2010

Elbert Caldera

one who enjoys the act of felching

Get away from me you nasty Elbert Caldera

by anonymous December 20, 2003