1337 Catholic

A skilled Roman Catholic person, 1337 Catholics seek to dominate n00bs and atheists, often typing the term

"resistance is futile, prepare to be baptized" in the chatbox during Counter Strike matches or WoW raids.

1337 Catholics follow the example of the Pwntif, who they claim is the "1337" pwnz0r of the Roman Catholic Church"

1337 Catholics are also flying ninjas, and will shoot lazers from their eyes to vanquish their foes.

Since resistance is Futile, the 1337 Catholic is the sworn enemy of the Playstation, preferring the PC, as 1337 Catholics are notorious Counter-Strike junkies.

Counter-Strike Gamer: WTFBANNANAS!!! HTF DID YOU KILL ME!?!

1337 Catholic: Resistance is futile, prepare to be baptized.

CS Gamer: ZOMFG!!! 1337 CATHOLIC!!!

by The Pwntif January 2, 2010

Cathedral Catholic High School

A super rich Catholic school where there are actually super nice people and super big bitches but they're all rich. Population: 1500 and you can defintely find a friend.

Asian Tree: The huge tree in the middle of the quad where everyone who is a freak/ and/or Asian can find their soul mate.

Grassy Knoll: The Grass Place where candidates for upcoming elections give speeches, kids eat lunch, ASB sells pizza.

Sports Teams: Wins EVERYTHING!!!

Biggest Rivals: Saints, the all boys gay ass shit school in fucking shit North Park where bums live, everyone at this school is a fucking kook/prick and if they're not, they've transfered to Cathedral. Saints is gay AS FUCK

I'm going to Cathedral Catholic High School, the best school in San Diego. I'm rich, and I know it.

by CCHS playa August 1, 2012

Dowling Catholic High School

A private high school located in West Des Moines Iowa. They are a religious school affiliated with the Catholic Church, but it is widely known that they do not care about academics, or even religion. They beat everyone in sports, only because they recruit black people to beat the crap out of the other teams in Iowa. They are commonly referred to as the "New York Yankees of the CIML". Dowling has gained it's athletic talent at the expense of almost every other high school in Iowa, most notably Valley High School, contrarily, I do not blame them, because at Valley High School, people are encouraged to suck penises for money.

FB player 1: hey man, did you get a recruiting letter from Dowling Catholic High School?
FB player 2: yeah man, i'm gonna go but only because they have more black people than us

by jackhackutterback October 16, 2011

Hudson Catholic

A second-rate private school located in Hudson County, New Jersey. Students are often those rejected from rival school Saint Peter's Preparatory School. Hudson Catholic also tends to lose frequently to St. Peter's in sports competitions.

It was no suprise when the St. Peter's football team beat Hudson Catholic 47 - 0.

by Asian.is.win August 11, 2006

Catholicsthenics

Gynmastic exercises done by Catholics during Mass:
* Sit
* Stand
* Kneel
* Stand
* Genuflect
* Sit
etc.

I have to take a nap after visiting a Catholic church, cuz I'm so worn out from all the Catholicsthenics!

by huntersbounty October 6, 2008

St. Louis Catholic School

A school that somehow got 1# private school in Austin although being the worst pick for such a prize, Being full of thots and hoes this school is just a whorehouse with semi-good girls

St. Louis Catholic School is cool.

by hong-van liquor April 3, 2019

catholic block

A Sonic Youth song.

A mental phenomenon similar to writer's block, only the thing causing the block is the intense guilt that the catholic religion tends to instill in its followers. A person with a catholic block forgoes many corporeal pleasures out of fear of spiritual punishment.

"Do you like to fuck?"

"I've got a catholic block."

"I guess I'm out of luck."

by mike 3k gold August 18, 2005