To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.
Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!
by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011
Get the Shining the Butler mug.two gay boys— one thirteen and one a demon butler— really have sexual tension between them tbh like just go fûck Ciel, Sebastian.
by glascoe June 30, 2016
Get the Black Butler mug.To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.
by Mark Ross February 16, 2008
Get the burted mug.A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.
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Get the Birtles mug.The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.
Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.
by PrimordialHomo June 4, 2018
Get the Butlerism mug.Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.
Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.
Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.
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