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Shining the Butler

To waste time lavishing attention (ostensibly in the form of sexual favors) onto a party who cannot provide you any form of significant reward or upward mobility, while the reigning and more influential members of the metaphorical household go unserviced.
Joey spent all day showing his project to the junior VP but I told him he's really just shining the butler, Jenkins the new CTO makes all the decisions around here!
by GentlemanlyScholar March 26, 2011
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Black Butler

two gay boys— one thirteen and one a demon butler— really have sexual tension between them tbh like just go fûck Ciel, Sebastian.
OML black butler is a shit ton of gay.
by glascoe June 30, 2016
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burted

To achieve such a level of drunkeness that walks the line of consciousness to the state that the inflicted no longer is aware of where, who, or what they are. Attributed to Andrew Burt, of Scotland.
"I was totally burted last night, I had'nt a clue where i was."
by Mark Ross February 16, 2008
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buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.
"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"
by Cobread May 5, 2016
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Birtles

dickhead but has a big dick what he uses on females
that lad over there is a proper birtles
by jake jake 789 September 11, 2016
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Butlerism

The act of fucking dead roadkill to fulfill your sexual desires, named after supposed beastial necrophiliac Andrew Butler. He was was reported to authorities after sticking his cock in a decomposing squirrel that was hit by a car, coining the term.
Did you see Mark last night? He was standing above a dead deer with his dick out last night. I think he practices butlerism.
by PrimordialHomo June 4, 2018
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Burtenshaw

When a shit turns you on so you have a wank as well and use the shitty toilet paper to clean up.
Tom’s been in the toilet for half an hour. He’s definitely done a Burtenshaw.

Mate, I had such an awkward experience last night. My mum walked in on me Burtenshawing.
by J4A November 28, 2018
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