i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf 

Google humo(u)r

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

Crilly Build

Building a gash PC, telling everyone it's dope, slowly coming to the realization that you've made a terrible mistake, slowly replacing every component until it's good.

Hey Chris, it's another crilly build

Crilly Build by SirN1Xy October 30, 2020

football player build 

someone who is fat but does not want to admit, because they are in denial or are trying to pick someone up via texting or the internet.

Guy A: hey you e-mailed me what are your stats?
Guy B: I am 6'1'' 25 years old white male with a football player build

football player build by alaska X boy July 13, 2010

football player build 

A term used to describe a fat body type in an online profile. Instead of calling your self fat, you say football player build. Mostly used in gay men's profile's online

WGM, 48, 5'6/250 Grn eyes/goatee/tats

football player build by Rick James April 5, 2005

in build a bear 

to be in a happy place, on top of the world

Nick: Bro I'm in build a bear with Luke and Hughes!
These lot looking at cuddly charmanders.

in build a bear by spSSDFGVBKZCVKJVKBJNXV KJFV December 16, 2020

i will build a wall

When you Build a wall because you are a pussy ass bitch

Donald trump says i will build a wall on your. Brown ass

i will build a wall by Lucas Hollywood August 27, 2017

runner build 

A term used to describe a skinny or gaunt male body type in an online dating or chat profile. Often used by gay men (but certainly not exclusively), the term does not actually refer to the lean muscular frame of in shape sprinters, long distance or marathon runners, etc., but rather is a euphemism for a slim body with little or no muscle tone or definition. If you have low body fat, but are unfit, you have a "runner build." It's better than fat and unfit, right? Compare with disingenuous sports related fat body euphemisms like linebacker build or football player build, and contrast with swimmers build.

29, 6'3", 140 lbs., br, br, trim, runner build, 8"c (NOT AOL inches). Sane, stable, software engineer. Mature for my age.

runner build by A. Hick July 24, 2006