wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

Bruce Lee

The best martial artist in the history of all movies.

You think Chuck Norris is good??... Shit... Bruce Lee kicked his ass.. literally

by Realityhurts. October 23, 2006

Bruce Lees

Hard nipples. or nips.

"I love the winter when all you see are Bruce Lees on chicks."

by Jtron 3000 October 1, 2003

brenen

A sensitive, passionate, confident boy who respects everyone he loves. He is sweet, charming, and caring in a way that makes your heart melt. He is a great listener, does great in school and is a bit unorganized and talented. He has a sense of humor: he teases people a lot, but only the ones he loves the most. When meeting new people or in an uncomfortable situation when he is vulnerable, he is shy and controlled. Sometimes a romantic, he never fails to cheer you up and is almost always in a good mood, unless you piss him off. But he is very spontaneous about what he likes and never fails to show it. He secretly wants to be cool, but he hangs out with the people who are just like him. He always has faith in what he believes in. Muscular and tall, he is attractive in a way you could think about all day. His eyes are deep and compelling, and he is strong and fit, though secretly self-conscious.

And I love him. And he knows that.

Me: Where's Brenen? I wanna ask him to dance with me.

Brenen: *comes up from behind* Who, me?

Me: *turns around* Oh, hey! You wanna dance?

Brenen: I'm already there.

*We walk to the dance floor and dance all night*

by BurtMaclin November 20, 2017

Bruce Willis

Bruce willis was born on the moon before the dawn of time. He was the love child between chuck norris and a ninja. Over his life he has accomplished many tasks including going back in time to stop a time paradox from occuring, forming Pantera, and his acting career which he is most famous for. In his acting career he is most noted in the autobiography Die Hard. However they had to change his name from Bruce Willis to John Mclaine because if people knew that Bruce Willis actually pulled that shit off, their eyes would explode and they would piss out their liquified innards for months. Other real-life biographies include, Rambo 4, the Evil Dead series, every george romero movie that DOESN'T suck, and the star wars series as Darth Vader, except instead of being either a whiney kid or an emo teenager, he was actually a viking, and instead of Obi Wan kicking his ass, Bruce takes his lightsaber and gouges out both of his eyes, and force feeds them down his throat. Due to this change, instead of episodes IV, V, and VI being nothing but him chopping off baby heads and eating everyne like it was supposed to, it turned out to be a long, complex trilogy which still kicked ass but still should have been bruce willis eating people. However, George Lucas was in charge and he decided to go with his idea. Bruce Willis got pissed and kicked his ass so hard after episodes 1 2 and 3 came out that he sent him back in time 30 years and was forced to write episodes 4 5 and 6 back then instead.

It is common knowledge that every time Bruce Willis says "Yippee-kai-yay mother fucker," and emo gets sodomized with a jack hammer.

There are rumors that Bruce Willis created a sucky jazz album. However these accusations are false. He actually released the first version of Reign In Blood by Slayer, but it was decided that the album was so hardcore that people would die in gruesome ways upon hearing Bruce's kickass guitar playing, and thus hired the slayer we see today as the composers of the album. The sucky jazz album was actually just Kenny G trying to fuck up Bruce's career. Bruce is planning his immense ass-kicking as we speak.

by Nighthawk41 May 29, 2008

brunettitude

That unique style and swagger that most blondes are too sweet to get away with, and most redheads are too spicy to pull off.

I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.

by 818-adjacent April 5, 2008

brunette

A brunette is someone with brown hair. Usually a girl. Being brunette does NOT make you ugly, annoying, dumb, jealous or whatever anyone makes up. Judging by most of these deffinitions, the blondes are insecure, attacking brunettes like that. But who really cares? Everyone who thinks one hair color is better is an idiot. Blondes started it, angry at the fact they are called dumb and hot(that one is not an insult people)they began calling brunettes ugly, dull, annoying, and totally horrible. Blondes began to make the outrageous claim in which they say "blondes have more fun" to which brunettes simply replied with "brunettes have more fun" sadly many people still think that blondes are hotter or better and brunettes basically get screwed in life. The truth is hair color dictates nothing about who you are or how you look. Blondes are NOT dumb or annoying or slutty or whatever. Brunettes are NOT annoying or jealous or dull or ugly. Basically, don't judge people by hair color.

person1: Hey, she has brown hair
person2: Yes, she's a brunette.
person1: Does they mean she is any less than a blonde?
person2: No.
person1: Does that mean blondes are less than her?
person2: No.
person1: So it just means she has brown hair?
person2: Yup.
person1: Oh.

by i speak truth August 25, 2006