Bouncy Betty

A game usually played by fathers in Ohio. The game is played after you put your baby to sleep, then you drink until drunk. After you're all set-up, you play the game. The objective is to bounce an empty beer bottle off your babies head until you catch it. You win once you catch it 3 times in a row.

"Damn, the wife is with her friends and I'm bored as donkey dicks... I got it! I'm going to play 'Bouncy Betty'!"

by IG: @floppy.joshy September 5, 2018

bouncin

1. moving away from one point to another point
2. doing, going, your well being

1. "yo man, where we bouncin to?"
2. "whut up man, how u bouncin?"

by kris B May 24, 2006

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

Bed Bounce

When vigorous sexual activity occurs in a bed

Andy : So this is your Bedroom wow if only these walls could talk!
Kiersten : Yeah I go through a different mattress about every 6 month's!
Andy : So do you wanna make that Bed Bounce or what?
Kiersten : I thought you'd never ask!
Andy: Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! AHHHHHHHH! OOOOOOOOO!
Andy : Oh my god the Bed's Bouncing now!
Kiersten : Don't stop keep cumming!
Andy : AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O Andy marinade me!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : MMMMMM! You forgot my pussy!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : And my legs!
Andy : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Don't forget my tummy!
Andy: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Wow your dick is so strong and you can really pack the cum!
Andy : Yeah girls like it when I pound and season them!

by SlopNChop September 7, 2017

bounce

1.) To depart.
2.) To have an air of style, fashion, progressiveness, coolness, hipness, spunk, and moxy.

1.) I am getting a bit tired of this party, let's bounce.
2.)
a. Others may not see it but I think that Anna has bounce.
b. "We've got more bounce in California than all y'all combined." from the song by Soul Kid #1 "More Bounce"

by Niles January 22, 2004

bounce the box

rage the vag

unexpectedly

Hal: "Hey Fred, just so you know, I'm going to bounce the box".

Fred: "OK, I'm out of it already"

by Concerned Box January 11, 2008

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010