brandaddy

A big cock sucker
Elijah’s mum

You’re my brandaddy

by Burger King foot lettuce February 12, 2018

Brandashia

Don´t like a lot of people, she got one understand friend

like Brandashia only have a serten amount of friends

by Laidon June 1, 2018

bandar effect

The inability to perform when there are others present. Origins of the term come from Madison, WI. It may be that Prince Bandar himself operated best out of the public eye.

It was going okay with her in my dorm room, but then my roommate came home--his Bandar effect really salted my game.

by GundE August 8, 2007

Bandage

Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die

That bandaged suicidal mackerel have tried do suicide for 973736377828473 times but failed

by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

Louisiana blood bandana

During oral sex, the women shall take off her clothes and her bikini. The man shall take the bikini and hold it with his right hand. Right when the couple is about to do vaginal sex, the man shall beat her up and spill the blood and Catch the blood with her bikini. The next time the man makes fillet mignon, he shall cook it in her blood bath while praising Satan for forgiveness. This act is typically committed once, because the cops show up the next day.

Yo I finally finished the louisiana blood bandana

by Jonny838294 March 2, 2019

Braindawgs

A derogatory term used to describe those of the living dead race, often used to harass them concerning their endless quest for brain matter. Occasionally used by "zombies" themselves when referring to each other because, it's only "OK" when they say it.

Stereotypical Southern Person: "We don't like your kind round here, braindawg..."

Person 1: "Psh, we don't hire stupid braindawgs here."

Zombie 1: "Rgghhhhhhhh gurglhgggg (Yo, what's up my braindawgs?)"

by Rob the Hand Monkey November 23, 2009