turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

ben branded

When a seemingly rhetorical question is answered by logic and reason. Named after electrical engineer Ben Brand.

Steve: Why does fire pop? It's really sick when that happens.

Ben: It's because water in the wood boils into steam; pressure builds until a gap large enough for the steam to escape is formed in the wood. This is the so called "popping sound".

Jeff: Dude, you just got ben branded.

by kilo6A September 15, 2013

Hailey&Braiden

Hailey and Braiden also known as Brayley are one of the best and strongest couples in the entire world.you have to try really hard to break them up it won’t work sorry better luck next time they love eachother way way to much and are the only ones who take love seriously😘

Hailey~ilysm Braiden ur an awesome and amazing boy and I hope u know that🥰(Hailey&Braiden)

by Hailey😇 November 2, 2019

Google-Brained

Memory full of random google information. Or having a brain fart because google overload.

My head is exhausted, must be google-brained.

by Laura Little Wilson December 11, 2019

Moth-Brained

When a person has moths flying around in their brains, laying eggs in all the old things in their lives and clouding the lights with their bodies and egg sacks causing them to be dim-witted, lazy and unable to see clearly.

Mark is so moth-brained that when we had an actual infestation of pantry moths, rather than throwing out the food where they lay their eggs, he moved it to the other pantry. The pantry is not the problem mark, you are.

by slzrppp November 2, 2020

ape brained

you're stupid like a fucking ape.

Kyle, you're fucking ape brained!

by Your Cumshot December 20, 2020

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020