The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.
Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!
Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --
*Gunshot*
Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.
by Allen75x June 1, 2010
Get the BP Oil Spill mug.U.S. Congressman Joe Barton (R-Texas) was the lead
Republican at the congressional hearings about the bp oil spill.
As his opening remarks with bp's Tony Hayward, he actually apologized to him for President Obama's "harsh treatment." Barton actually said Obama's insisting on bp setting up a $20 Billion victim compensation fund was a "shakedown."
The appropriate shock and awe followed. Even John Boehner was embarrassed and Barton eventually apologized for his own assisnine insensitive stupidity.
Republican at the congressional hearings about the bp oil spill.
As his opening remarks with bp's Tony Hayward, he actually apologized to him for President Obama's "harsh treatment." Barton actually said Obama's insisting on bp setting up a $20 Billion victim compensation fund was a "shakedown."
The appropriate shock and awe followed. Even John Boehner was embarrassed and Barton eventually apologized for his own assisnine insensitive stupidity.
Some of Rep. Barton's Republican colleages were surprised to hear he was a bp sympathizer, but many of his corporate owned colleages agreed with him. However if you look at his $1.4 million in campaign contributions from big oil you can begin to understand.
by Charles_U_Farley June 21, 2010
Get the bp sympathizer mug.an acronym for brad pitt- new orleans- 2009 which comes for a rumar in the levee news paper in lousiana. "brad pitt for mayor" is found on t-shirts, stickers, buttons, etc. in the new orleans area, usually in one of those high end- souviner shops on magazine street. not commonly found in the french quarter.
guy 1: dude, did u read on the levee that brad pitt is running for mayor?
guy 2: (turns around holding sign sayin bp-no-09) no duhh, every1 has 1 of those shirts!
guy 2: (turns around holding sign sayin bp-no-09) no duhh, every1 has 1 of those shirts!
by YAHHHTRIKYAHHH November 20, 2009
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Boycotting BP to protest their oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico is a lot more logical than the fuckwitted "boycott France movement of 2001-2006. France was right and made the responsible choice to not participate in George w. Bush's Iraq War.
Boycotting BP to protest their oil spill disaster in the Gulf of Mexico is a lot more logical than the fuckwitted "boycott France movement of 2001-2006. France was right and made the responsible choice to not participate in George w. Bush's Iraq War.
by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010
Get the BP Boycott mug.Tisha really felt BP'ed when she paid more for gasoline, believing it was because the oil company lost $millions in the worst oil disaster in the history of the world.
by ShadeyHillRanch May 27, 2010
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Now introducing the brand new BP Sponge! Soaking up most of the oil in the Gulf right at this very moment is the new and very outstanding powers of the BP Sponge!
by MrSebastian August 6, 2011
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