BPA
BPA by Dig Bick Brick December 15, 2016
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"Bitch Point Average"
The BPA scale serves 2 purposes. The first is to be a more straight forward scale than the ambiguous 10 point scale (what is the difference between a 6 or 7?) but also to give a little bit more detail than just a binary system. The second reason the scale was created was to allow for a scoring system, similar to ones GPA, that rewards quality over quantity.
Keep in mind that the scale is based on first looks only. No extra points for the girl being “cool” or anything dumb like that.
0=There is no way I would go home with her, even if I was blacked out drunk.
1=If she is still around at 4am, I am going to hit that
2=I am really not that proud of this, but I will likely lie to my friends and talk about how good looking she is.
3= I am definitively rocking that. This is the type of girl you bring around to make your ex jealous.
4=Wifey
The BPA scale serves 2 purposes. The first is to be a more straight forward scale than the ambiguous 10 point scale (what is the difference between a 6 or 7?) but also to give a little bit more detail than just a binary system. The second reason the scale was created was to allow for a scoring system, similar to ones GPA, that rewards quality over quantity.
Keep in mind that the scale is based on first looks only. No extra points for the girl being “cool” or anything dumb like that.
0=There is no way I would go home with her, even if I was blacked out drunk.
1=If she is still around at 4am, I am going to hit that
2=I am really not that proud of this, but I will likely lie to my friends and talk about how good looking she is.
3= I am definitively rocking that. This is the type of girl you bring around to make your ex jealous.
4=Wifey
BPA examples:
Claudia Schiffer = 4
Natalie Portman =3
Kristin Dunst = 2
That girl you banged in college but don't remember=1
Lady Gaga=0
Claudia Schiffer = 4
Natalie Portman =3
Kristin Dunst = 2
That girl you banged in college but don't remember=1
Lady Gaga=0
BPA by WalkLikeRonald July 14, 2011
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BPA
Bitch, Pay Attention
A term used to refocus an otherwise distracted friend/family member. Can be used during a card game, a conversation, a baseball game to name a few. Typically used as a reminder, and always funny.
A term used to refocus an otherwise distracted friend/family member. Can be used during a card game, a conversation, a baseball game to name a few. Typically used as a reminder, and always funny.
"I just got a new job. I'm so excited!"
"......."
"BPA!! WTF!!"
"My bad."
"I have to be at work by 3, hurry up!"
"What time do you have to be at work?"
"BPA"
"I hate you..."
"......."
"BPA!! WTF!!"
"My bad."
"I have to be at work by 3, hurry up!"
"What time do you have to be at work?"
"BPA"
"I hate you..."
BPA by kidnowanddays August 8, 2012
BPA
Best player available.
The best player available on the board in a pro sports draft, regardless of the position they play.
The best player available on the board in a pro sports draft, regardless of the position they play.
BPA
BPA
BPA;
Baller Pimpin' Awesome
An expression used in exclamation. Does not necessarily mean that what is being described is "Baller", "Pimpin'", and "Awesome" but rather that it is so cool and exciting that it deserves this expression. (The value of the whole is greater than the sum of its parts)
Has connotations of confidence, courage, and epic proportions.
Baller Pimpin' Awesome
An expression used in exclamation. Does not necessarily mean that what is being described is "Baller", "Pimpin'", and "Awesome" but rather that it is so cool and exciting that it deserves this expression. (The value of the whole is greater than the sum of its parts)
Has connotations of confidence, courage, and epic proportions.
"DANG! You MADE that boat!? BPA, MAN!"
"WOW, that was a baller pimpin' awesome concert last night!"
"I'm feeling so BPA right now... let's go climb a wall or something!"
Sometimes mistakenly exclaimed as "Baller Pimping Awesome"
"WOW, that was a baller pimpin' awesome concert last night!"
"I'm feeling so BPA right now... let's go climb a wall or something!"
Sometimes mistakenly exclaimed as "Baller Pimping Awesome"
BPA by Shiloticus April 30, 2009