bottle boner

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

Ketchup Bottle

Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.

Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙

by Mosthated.ice March 22, 2020

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015

booty bottle

A soda or water bottle filled with water used for cleaning ones ass after taking a shit, they are sometimes left in the bathroom, similar to a bidets purpose. Generally used by arabs because they are not fond of toilet paper to say the least.

Mike: Hey Jeff, grab that bottle on the toilet.
Jeff: No way, that was a booty bottle!

by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

Tappin' the Bottle

Whe you want to start off a new bottle of liquor right. Prior to opening every one who will be partaking in the 1st shot taps the "bottom" of of the bottle. Its almost like a luck thing or blessing the bottle.

The bartender opened a new bottle so everyone at the bar tappin' the bottle also took a shot.

by Momma luvs Cat December 24, 2016

snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.

"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".

by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008

bottle bitches

"Ladies" who hang around the VIP area in a club to get free drinks when they didn't have to pay to get into the club in the first place.

Watch out papi, here comes those bottle bitches that are always looking for free drinks. Don't look at those mootches or they will think we are interested and they will invite their free-loading asses over to drink our liquor . . .this bottle was $300 bucks.

by roycebo November 18, 2007