Sneak-in at Burneys

Describes the action of 3 friends (Usually highschool age) sneaking back into one of their houses after a night of debauchery. The defining characteristic being that 1 of the 3 friends is completely black out drunk, this individual is shit faced past the point of executing the most basic of motor functions. While they are still breathing, with a very low pulse, no visible signs of life remain. The 2 friends of lesser drunkness carry out the task of lifting, dragging, pulling, and pushing him/her through a window designated as the most undetectable entry point. If any authoritative figures happen to wake up and catch them, they must quickly straiten "Burneys" Raybands and put on a skillful puppeteers act which successfully fools the authority figure. They then place "Burney" on his side and pass out. This word was inspired by the movie "Weekend at Burneys".

"Bro you should'a been there, he was so drunk that we had to dislocate his left shoulder to get him through the sneak-in window. THEN, we created the illusion of full mobility and mental lucidity by skillfully conducting his legs, arms, torso and head movement, I even had to throw my voice a few times. It was a real Sneak-in at Burneys.

by Thugnasty7 May 1, 2015

boneysteria

A form of hysteria in which an erection is the result...To be in boneysteria you must first enter hysteria then when you receive a boner you enter boneysteria.

"Danny why are you acting so weird lately?"

"I don't know dude. I think i'm in boneysteria.... it's fucked up."

by Greg Lajiness October 26, 2009

ot bornek

The state of extreme drunkenness. Often accompanied by extreme laughter or giggling. Comes from drunken typing of "not broken" when people say you are cause you can't stop laughing.

I'm ot bornek! I'm just drunk

by heartcore March 18, 2005

the Barney Stinson effect

The phenomenon that men are instantly more attractive when they are wearing formal attire, especially suits. (Based on the character Barney Stinson from the sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother')

Girl 1: Man, that guy is deeeelicious
Girl 2: It's just the Barney Stinson effect!

Girl 1: Is that Tom? Man, he looks waaaay hotter than usual
Girl 2: Duh, he's wearing a suit. It's the Barney Stinson effect

by RandomHipsterChick May 17, 2014

Ride the Boney Pony

When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.

My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

barney

A pedophile dressed up in a purple dinosaur suit.

Barney really *plays* with the children these days

by All user names unavaliable July 5, 2007

barney

n. A somewhat derogatory term for a Harvard University student, heard mostly in the greater Boston area; from "barnyard," the old term for the land which Harvard now occupies.

the films, "Good Will Hunting," "With Honors," etc.

by wayfarer April 27, 2005