Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
by Caliban78 February 4, 2014
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Get the signs of a bogan mug.Lower/working class Australian. Usually characterised by one or more of the following...
-Drives a ute (usually Holden), or old commodore
-Drinks VB/XXXX/Tooheys
-Missing one or more teeth
-Dressed in Hi vis / wifebeater (if not on Centrelink)
-Drives a ute (usually Holden), or old commodore
-Drinks VB/XXXX/Tooheys
-Missing one or more teeth
-Dressed in Hi vis / wifebeater (if not on Centrelink)
by Dr MDrr August 24, 2016
Get the Bogan mug.“Bogan” is a state of mind that leads to suboptimal outcomes. Below is snap shots of the inner bogan mindset and what behaviours non-bogan observe.
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogans think non-bogans are condensing, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are la-di-dah, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are incomprehensible, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are in need of more drugs, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are nerds, because we are
Bogans think non-bogans are hostile, because we are
Non-bogans think bogans are clue less, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are uncouth, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are incomprehensible, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are substance addicted, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are canon fodder, because they are
Non-bogans think bogans are dangerous, because they are
Stereotypes are only 50% right. You might rail against racism/sexism/homophobia/tofu, but do not forget to reach out a shake the hand of someone from the other side of the tracks. They may become your best friend.
Cheers big-ears
Bogan: What ya looking at ya poofter
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
Non-bogan: You, mate. You have a shite load of skill to still have no broken bones from 250 failed tabletops
Bogan: You countin' at that were ya ya cunt?
Non-bogan: No, mate. I lost count at about 50. The remainder is an estimate based on time take for those 50.
Bogan: Then it's all good, mate, eh. Ya wanna beer?
by mattyqwerty2 December 2, 2018
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by reepy March 18, 2019
Get the Bogan glass mug.An Australian Male who owns at least 1 early model commodore sedan. Although unqualified, considers himself a mechanic. Usually fixes cars by “fucking around” until it works again.
Johnno fixed up his misses commie, loose cunt had to pull the carby and put her back in. What a bogan
by Serarops August 10, 2018
Get the Bogan mug.A person who is walks around streets trying to look cool and smoke and will most likely drive a skyline
look at that bogan in his skyline
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