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Bogan convention

A type of gathering with drinking, smoking,noise, revving engines,burnouts, people wearing singlets/shirts with names of football teams on them,no one wearing shoes just thongs, people bringing small dogs to attend also.
Hey James there'll be a car meet doing laps in town saturday night wanna go?
No! I'm not going to some Bogan convention
by Employeesonly March 9, 2024
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The Bogan Princess

Sexual: When an Australian woman is giving an Australian man a blow job, and is simultaneously fondling his balls with one hand and rubbing his butt-hole with the other.
"Jessica was so wild last night, she gave me The Bogan Princess and I orgasmed so hard it nearly killed me"
by Silly Island December 4, 2023
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Bogan business class

Extra legroom economy class seating (E.g. emergency exit rows)
YEAH MATE, ME 'N THE MISSUS SPLURGED THE EXTRA FIFTY BUCKS FOR BOGAN BUSINESS CLASS ON OUR JETSTAR FLIGHTS TO BALI NEXT WEEK
by Zerogravitas June 8, 2024
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Bogan

An Australian Male who owns at least 1 early model commodore sedan. Although unqualified, considers himself a mechanic. Usually fixes cars by “fucking around” until it works again.
Johnno fixed up his misses commie, loose cunt had to pull the carby and put her back in. What a bogan
by Serarops August 10, 2018
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Bogan Saruman

The "Bogan Saruman" is an older working class, redneck, hard drinking/smoking white guy, who's adopted the long beard, long grey hair appearance of a wizard from the Lord of Rings.
Yeah mate, Bruce is a bit of a Bogan Saruman, but he's an an all right bloke.
by Muzzrelli January 20, 2019
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Bogan dust

Alternative name for chicken salt (usually in large, unhealthy quantities).
Server: "Would you like salt on your chips?"
Customer: "Yes! Lots of bogan dust, please."
by RR96 August 20, 2025
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Bogan Fact

Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.

Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.

Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.

Bogan 1: For real

Bogan 2: Too right

Bogan 1: Deadset

Bogan 2: Bloody oath

Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
by Caliban78 February 4, 2014
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