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Bockets

Box + buckets = bockets
"Why has everyone got bockets of Grian here?"
by K1ngstxn December 12, 2020
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Futt-Buckery

Noun; the actions and tendencies of American corporate middle-management that bore, infuriate, enrage, dismay, constern, and disgruntle their underlings, peers and associates by dint of their pointless frippery, moronic mis-comprehension, appalling ignorance of relevant facts and mitigation circumstances, tenuous ( at best ) grasp of the dynamics of human interaction and social behaviors; and that cause reactions ranging from benign, bored amusement, through such phases as muttering discontent and heated breakroom hissing of acidic commentary, through stunned disbelief and barely contained rage. Finally topping off at heights including coffee-pot urinating hijinx, tire slashing hooliganism, sugar-in-the-gas-tank shenanigans and ultimately, culminating in demented office-park massacres, ala the film, God Bless America. Often because middle management seems to arise from America's burgeoning "Idiocracy" and the general confederacy of dunces.
Phil's non-stop futt-buckery in that last company-wide meeting nearly caused me to have to immediately sign him up for membership in NAMBLA's email newsletter. Whether or not I make it a point to set a rule in his Outlook to auto-forward the newsletter emails he gets from them to the entire company remains to be seen...
by Barry McOckinya February 25, 2013
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Dock Blocker

To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.
The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!
by Sea man May 30, 2013
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Honker Bonkers

Big voluptuous boobies
Soft and squishy

Just perfectly large titties
Jack- "Jesus those are some huge titties. I just wanna suck on those honker bonkers."
by The prettiest demigirl September 11, 2021
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Mighty 'U' Blocker

A turd that has such mass and volume that it will not flush down the u-bend, hence blocking the toilet.
"Hey man, I just done did the biggest Mighty 'U' Blocker in the world"
by The Mighty Boyce October 16, 2009
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Mr, Becker

A Language arts teacher. Very Nice but also sometimes very gay.
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