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gentlemens cockblock

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.
-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks
by unger53194 September 19, 2011
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Subliminal cockblocking

The act of sending someone subconscious or subliminal messages which make that person not want to sleep with another person or individual.
"The way he disses every other guy in the room leads one to believe that he actually earned his B.S. in subliminal cockblocking."

or

"His texts always seem normal, but in reality they're just his way of subliminal cockblocking."
by Lawyergal83 October 20, 2011
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Russian Cockblock

When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008
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cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy
when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away
by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006
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cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman
That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.
by Katie S. April 18, 2006
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cockblock

1. When a person at a club,party or just at school moves in on someone you are trying to get with.
2. Can be used to describe a situation where a friend moved in on your girlfriend who you were trying to get back with.
1. David was trying to get with this girl at the bar but Fabio pulled a total cockblock. Now David is left with his hand.
2. Dude! Cj totally pulled a cockblock when I was trying to get back with Arri.
by BBWulf October 9, 2007
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Vockblock

A verbal cockblock. When a bro accidentally tells your girl that he knows something he isn't supposed to.
I was about to get my first asian until your drunk ass vockblocked me.
by Ebok24 August 15, 2009
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