Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Bluefag

A bluefag is a person (usually female, but there are male bluefags too) who tries to sway a conversation into one about eye color. After she does that, she then proceeds to talk about her own eyes, and fishes for compliments from the people she's talking to.

Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.

Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.

Bluefag: What color are your eyes?

Regular person: Brown.

Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.

Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.

by Thorgasm March 16, 2010

bouffon

french word for some stupid person.

Quel bouffon! ( What a retard)

by themadchipolata January 5, 2006

BLUMF

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

by Dave January 10, 2004

Bluffton

A little podunk town just south of Fort Wayne. Kids usually deny their residence and claim to be from Fort Wayne out of embarrassment. Taken over by apostolics whom have purposely gone around and destroyed all fun in the entire city. FOR YOUR OWN SANITY, DO NOT ENTER.

Person 1: Are you from Bluffton?
Person 2: Hell no, never heard of it. I'm from Fort Wayne.

by Quailman222 January 24, 2009

bluffed

The delicate art of getting very blazed and stuffed.

joe: come on nagwagger, take a shot with me!
jesse: duuuuudee.. im so bluffed up right now. i can't
joe: poony.

by umbels May 10, 2009

BLUF

Breeches and Leather Uniform Fanclub.
An organisation formed in 1997 for men (predominantly, but not exclusively gay) who enjoy wearing breeches and/or leather uniforms, similar to the ones shown in the drawings of Tom of Finland.
BLUF organises regular parties around the world, and provides a website where members can post profiles and exchange messages with others.
The term is also used as a shorthand to describe a type of clothing, for example in dresscodes or descriptions of items on auction sites.

Are you a member of BLUF?

Dresscode: BLUF gear

Leather trousers for sale, BLUF interest

by BLUF Webmaster October 1, 2010