The other night I was so drunk I asked my husband to come into the bathroom with me while I was pooping. He was naked when he came in and I put his p*nis in my mouth. Had me a good bloop.
by ScaeParty January 13, 2024
Get the Bloopmug. When you’re taking a shit in a porta-potty and your poop hits the brand new blue water and it splashes up all over your cooter.
by StickyNicky87 July 20, 2018
Get the Bloopmug. 1. Meaning an underwater fart.
2. An unexplained sound in the ocean detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
2. An unexplained sound in the ocean detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
1: Tim: Did you hear that?
Johnny: What?
Tim: I did a bloop in the water. :D
Johnny: AW, GROSS DUDE--
2. Bloop was an ultra-low-frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
The sound was consistent with the noises generated by icequakes in large icebergs, or large icebergs scraping the ocean floor, but in 2002 was said to also be consistent with large marine animals. NOAA believes it has now analyzed it conclusively and the noise was ice-related. However the true source of the sound still remains unknown.
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Johnny: What?
Tim: I did a bloop in the water. :D
Johnny: AW, GROSS DUDE--
2. Bloop was an ultra-low-frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997.
The sound was consistent with the noises generated by icequakes in large icebergs, or large icebergs scraping the ocean floor, but in 2002 was said to also be consistent with large marine animals. NOAA believes it has now analyzed it conclusively and the noise was ice-related. However the true source of the sound still remains unknown.
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by TheAnonymouse21 November 30, 2016
Get the Bloopmug. by urbener nower January 3, 2023
Get the bloopmug. The same as Blup ( ahort )
1)Expression used to reference someone who thinks he/she is right but it is not
2) Action that someone who was not right does to admit that he/she was not right Say "bloop" and a light lateral twitch of the head
1)Expression used to reference someone who thinks he/she is right but it is not
2) Action that someone who was not right does to admit that he/she was not right Say "bloop" and a light lateral twitch of the head
João says that the Earth is flat . Joana says Earth os round Joâo is stubborn and insists Earth is flat Joana shows him a wiki . Joâo concedes and does Blup / Bloop
by BlupEmbassador June 12, 2023
Get the Bloopmug. a massive bloody poop that happens when a girl poops while on her period. she can push all her muscles with no fear of shooting a tampon out her vag. the outcome is a large amount of blood and poop. aka a BLOOP
by maddielikesdick June 12, 2019
Get the Bloopmug. by Eidiamw d June 1, 2022
Get the Bloopsmug.