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Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!
by Legend bru February 10, 2023
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sussy bloke

Bloke who is suspiciously sus
Jac: Do you know who playboi carti is?
Billy: Jacs a sussy bloke
by Billieeilishsuperfan July 14, 2023
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Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys
by Crikeymate January 10, 2019
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Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.
*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏
by acrows January 10, 2025
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Bloke

Typically a larger marijuana blunt rolled with a Churchill cigar paper.
I say, my good man, would you mind if I took a toke off this Bloke?
by Jofica June 21, 2021
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Bloke

"WINNIE THE POOH IS A BLOKE"
by Anonymous Teddy Bear December 8, 2020
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If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him Through Bloked Beats, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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