boob blindness

The inability to see flaws in a persons character or statements due to their breasts

I didn't see how mean she was to me for my boob blindness

by knight_dalvo April 17, 2014

corn blindness

When you are a killer, and are chasing someone through a corn field and no longer can see them in the game dead by daylight.

"Toxic Claudette! you know corn blindness is a real thing!"

by Corn blindness October 19, 2018

Camp Blinders

During summer camp when you experience the feels for someone who you would not normally be attracted to.

Jason: You know, I never noticed until now, but Lucy is kinda hot...

Nate: Na, man. It's just camp blinders.

by timewarp November 29, 2018

trend-blind

A unique succesful one-off cultural event, product or phenomenon which appears unaffected by any recent or contemporary fashion, and belongs to no definable style.

'That band don't even care what's hip; they're totally trend-blind and just go their own way.'

by wolfalicia October 28, 2021

Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure

After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.

by deencee08 October 10, 2016

Close the blinds

To chill out or calm down

Raini close the blinds it's just a joke.

by Tinypyro June 6, 2017

blindside

1. to attack someone by surprise

2. a kick-ass Swedish hard rock band.

1. Tina completely blindsided Susan when she stole her purse.

2. Have you heard the new Blindside album? It's fantastic.

by Samantha March 7, 2004