blathering idiot

a stupid ass who talks and talks and talks until you want to bang their heads against a wall. most of what they say makes no sense and there is no way of getting out a conversation with said stupid ass.

god, shelly is such a blathering idiot. she doesn't shut up!

by notquitecoolyet89 April 20, 2011

blotter

Acid, lsd on a small square piece of paper.

Let's each take two of the blotters.

by etard April 1, 2003

blatherskite

Someone who talks rubbish, mainly tall stories etc. Literally 'blather shite', but the H became a K somehow.

Don't listen to old Tom in the pub, he's just a blatherskite.

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003

battery

Jamaican slang for gang rape or gang bang.Does not refer to ass or buttocks.

See batty for ass/buttocks.

by Jamaican - S.W. October 8, 2003

ass blaster

good Mexican food

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."

by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003

battered

Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered.

by jayseebee July 13, 2004