Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty October 2, 2012

penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish

Gold Fish that have been enhanced with extra cheddar cheese.

Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish are the best type of Goldfish

by ARCAD3 November 30, 2017

titty blaster

When a robot lady shower her boobies and then guns come out and shoot you.

DAMN BRUH, look at the titty blasters on her!!!!!!!!!

by BigDick159 December 20, 2017

Sack Blasted

To receive and take a copious amount of male ejaculate. To lovingly take that nut custard like a boss.

Steve got home from work and had been working up a nut all day cause he sack blasted all over my chin.

Rachel got sack blasted last night.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

dune blaster

1) An action card in the game "Forbidden Desert" that is used to blast away all of the sand cards covering an action tile

2) An aggressive dump

Jeff: Hey man, how was meeting your girlfriend's parents last week?

Allen: Everything went alright except that I had to take a massive dune blaster half way through dinner. It felt like the scene from the movie Gravity where the space capsule violently shakes and heats up as it barrels through the atmosphere at Mach 25.

by wordsley April 18, 2019

Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.

Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES

by Kashot June 15, 2021