Blasphemion

A type of man who loves boats. A type of man who gets off to boats.

Person 1: I love boats they make me hard.
Person 2: Ugh!! you're SUCH a blasphemion!!
Person 1: What the fuck does that mean?

by ILoveMyAK47 January 13, 2024

Blaspherated

Blaspherated is when a certain action done by an individual shocks you to an extreme extent and puts you into disbelief where its hard for you to recover.

I cannot believe Johanna stood us up like that after humiliating us infront of everyone for not being on time. I'm so blaspherated.

by Johanna's portakalopita October 3, 2023

Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023

blamp camp

To crash a car (preferably a foreign) from speeding or running from the law enforcement

bro i just blamp camped the AMG benz going 130.

by infamousfuture6 February 28, 2024

Blamaphobic

(Blamaphobia) When you have Hatred towards a Person for being Real either feeling intimidated by how open they are or what they achieved that seems impossible. In Form of Jealousy and Competed,

“Why are you always negative about this person dude? you’re acting Blamaphobic.”

by Williblam Shakespeare November 20, 2024

Blamp

To have intercourse with someone

“So did you guys blamp”

“Are you blamping tn”

“I’m tryna blamp”

“Cant talk rn i’m blamping”

by marborging February 6, 2025

blasphlegmy

Verbally-expressed religious irreverence dat you loudly/forcefully "cough up".

Once a smoker whose religion allows/encourages said obnoxious practice realizes how catastrophically harmful it is, he may go through a lengthy blasphlegmy ritual of COUGHIN' in order to demonstrate to fellow believers how foolish they would be to start puffin' said COFFIN-nails, also.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025