master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Turnip Blaster

a person who chucks kirbies at your face while playing WoW

Guild Snagglepuss : Hey what time is it?
Guild Tippins : <(O.O<) •••• ¬ <(o.^<) pew pew pallyrangers!!!
Guild Snagglepuss : o you turnip blaster you

by tasty cake June 28, 2009

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Zaphod decided to have another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

by Da Who 1 - Acer July 10, 2003

Lamester

Someone who is very lame and insignificant. The term is said dismissively usually.

Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020

getto blaster

A cheap static box portabe music player. usually used in the getto, at the mall or any public place to irritate people. Mostly used to blare rap and other forms of noise.

Turn down that crap youre playing on the getto blaster

by rapsucks1738 December 24, 2006

buddy blaster

Buddy blaster is a term coined for American Forces because they seem to be killing their own people due to friendly fire all the time.

Careful....those Americans are Buddy Blasters

by Sonny Jandu October 19, 2004

Bieber blaster

A person who is gay for Justin Bieber. Blasting refers to ejaculation.

Bob: Hey Joe, what do you think about that Bieber faggot?

Joe:OmG HeS haWt!

Bob:Oh, i forgot... your a Bieber blaster...

by NotJustinBieber October 1, 2010