blackbelt

The achievement of fucking your first black chick.

Shiela: Are you telling me you've actually had sex with a black woman before?
Ray: Oh yeah, I got my blackbelt back in '72.

by BisonMemorabilia January 9, 2013

Blackbarts

City nestled in the rolling mountains of southwest Virginia.

Man, today is a really beautiful in Blackbarts.

I just got back in the 'Bart!

by King Crabs April 17, 2008

blackberried

To be so inundated with emails, texts, instant messages and phone calls that you can't keep up.

"Hey...can I respond to your email/voicemail/text/instant message later? I'm blackberried right now!"

by mcbedro March 9, 2009

blackbelt

Lame attempt at making a joke. Not really a blackbelt in the karate sense but a way of resisting bullies or attempts to harm someone.

Chris: "I can take you"

Peter: "Dude, you don't want to mess with me, I"m a blackbelt."

Such a lame joke, but oh so funny!

by Sir Lance to you! October 6, 2009

Blackberry Ratard

One who is constantly blowing you up via Blackberry Messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her Blackberry device and its intricacies.

Section 8: "WTF is http error 413?"

IT Guy: "File to large.....change Internet browser settings.....you Blackberry Ratard!!"

by CAJONES5 June 12, 2010

BlackBerry Prayer

The supplicating position one assumes when grasping the popular six-ounce wireless combination e-mailer/phone known as the BlackBerry between your palms and thumb-tapping messages on its QWERTY keyboard.

The MUNI is filled with people doing their morning Blackberry Prayer rituals.

by Loony2nz July 2, 2008

blackbelt in catheterism

a nurse who is expert at putting in catheters

doris was very suspicious. as kevin said he was inserting the catheter she noticed both his hands were on her shoulders. "don't worry doris, it's ok. I've got a black belt in catheterism"

by theWestHamfan December 27, 2003