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Big Dick Watch 

Similar to storm alerts, this term is used when it is merley suspected that a male prospect has a large penis, more evidence would be considered a "warning". Unlike storm alerts, a warning is highly regarded as a positive finding.
Girl 1: Well, we haven't boned yet but we were grinding on the dance floor and I have to issue a Big Dick Watch!
Girl 2: That's awesome, hopefully a warning is issued by the weekend!
Big Dick Watch by BurnsSOgood August 12, 2015
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Big Dick Dave 

Doesn’t matter what your name is. The average penis is 5.16 inches long. If your dick is bigger than that, your name is big dick Dave. Girth can be up to 4.59 inches for an erect penis. Most common names of big dick Dave’s are Sam’s Adam’s Matt’s and Trevor’s and daddy.
Man I had a great time with big dick Dave last night.
Big Dick Dave by Dave4ever August 3, 2019

big dick walkin' 

Strutting around with a sense of superiority that is either earned or imagined.
John just got a raise at work and is now making 90K a year. As a result he walks around the office like he owns the place. This causes his employees to exclaim sarcastically "uh oh here comes John again watch out, big dick walkin'."
big dick walkin' by Jonan2012 February 7, 2014

big dick daddy bf

A male with a big dick who Is in a ddlg relationship
My big dick daddy bf is so nice to me

Big Dick Chink 

Harry wang is a big dick chink
Big Dick Chink by TheFurredReich October 18, 2020

big dick frank

His cack is so huge you would want to have the sensation of it. Also he never shows it but when he does make sure to expect a slap to the face with is humongous slong.
Yoo look it’s big dick frank

big dick lex 

She's Lexi. She has a big dick. She's not gay she is big dick lex.
"BiG dIcK lExIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
big dick lex by bottyholenickgurr November 22, 2021