When one flushes the toilet while sitting on it causing the water to cleanse their ass like a bidet would do. For maximum efficiency it is recommended that one should dip their ass slightly into the bowl of the toilet, thus splashing more water between the cheeks.
When making use of the ghetto bidet one should make sure the toilet is empty. You do not want a cold wave of piss showering your anus.
by TKFT January 9, 2013
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by My Fair Lady March 15, 2017
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Molly said " I had sex with Vince and I suggested the new Kanye Bidet fuck and first he was against it but it was awesome. I squirted like a damn fire hydrant on a hot summer day in a broke neighbor hood. His ass has never been so clean.
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by BidenHasDementia December 5, 2020
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Boy, Nancy really grew some bidenballs and attached that conservative who still didn't take his Trump sign down.
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Bob: Yeah, I bet they had some f u u u n
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