Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

By Blue :)

Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

Bender your honour

Used as a repeated excuse, for unforgivable behaviour, as a result of drinking too much

(message left on answering machine) "Phil, do you remember me walking in on you fucking my sister last night? you are so off, also, my cat's pregnant"
(first words spoken on return phone call to own brother)"Bender your honour!"

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

Bender King

Toti

Toti is the Bender King

by Suka Teti September 28, 2019

bender bookin

To have sex while drunk.

If I take one more drink I'm gon' bender bookin' you.

by uhDuh January 23, 2009

Bender par

When in an arguement on a computer and someone calls you bender reply with a picture of bender and a question mark.

shut up you bender. (insert picture here) ? and there you go a Bender par.

by magesik snail June 2, 2011

Bender smacks

A category of slapping or smacking. Involves slapping or smacking someone so hard, that their voice changes

His voice is like that, cause he got hit with bender smacks

by matchbox202006 June 27, 2011

Bender (soccer slang)

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.

Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)

by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015