Shake before the cake

Dumb guy at the bar he's going to take it to far. Gotta give him a shake before he eats the cake and makes the biggest mistake, of his life and takes a wife. He wants to get married, I'd rather be buried.

That guy is so clueless he needs a shake before the cake.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog

When David Ordog returns from a particularly rough night with his male clientele.

Sore-from-the-night-before-dog just stumbled in. Let's hope Ryan didn't see him.

by Damion69 November 1, 2010

Befornication

A synonym to foreplay, encompassing, but not limited to, all that it implies. Usually used by high-class males before a night of sweet lovin'. Or perhaps after, in a manner of reflection.

Before
Male: Befornication, madam?
Female: Quite.

by Ben Hall August 30, 2007

before

The word before can also mean in front of, ahead of. It is an old meaning which is rarely used nowadays.

He stood before my eyes and didn't say a word.

by Abadacus January 8, 2010

beforehand

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:

I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.

by Achint April 26, 2006

fries before guys

The unwritten law that your fries (female friends) should always become before guys (male with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your fries when they feel you are becoming whipped.

Origin: "Bros before hoes" for female.

Erica: Jane, it's ladies night, remember to bring the wine.

Jane: Sorry I can't, Jack wants me to go to his place.

Erica: WTF, fries before guys, I will see you at 8.

Jane: Good call, see you at 8.

by paus hoe September 1, 2014

nightmare before christmas

a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.

Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!

Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.

Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!

by cynical minority May 19, 2005