Stoner Bagel

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.

"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"

by rareherbs April 24, 2022

The Bagel Effect

The effect caused when Miles Morales in "Spiderman - Into the spiderverse" threw a bagel at a man which caused an extremely strong villian to be known as "The spot" who could possibly cause the end of the spiderverse

"You all know the bagel effect? I guess you could say that bagel really hit the spot."

by CaptainBirdy June 5, 2023

Paid in day old bagels

You didn't get what you were looking for, expected, or were rightfully due.

"I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."

by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011

Slicing My Bagels

Busting or breaking one's ball; giving someone a hard time about something.

Yo, Mario, I had a rough day, quit slicing my bagels.

by VicRamalot September 6, 2015

The Queen’s Bagel

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Bagelhead(s)

n - An individual or group of individuals that uses needles and Saline Solution to shape facial, arm, breast or buttock skin into inflated shapes as a new trend in body modification. Some applications use food coloring for a more extreme look. Inflated/Swollen areas can be molded into almost any desired shape, more commonly bagels.

Also known as Inflation.

Recently professional piercing and tattooing studios in Japan have revived this trend, which got its start in the early 1990's. The modification last about 24. Side affects may include headache, infection, skin stretching, and a pressure sensation.

Frank - "Dude, check that dude out! It looks like he has a bagel growing out of his head."

Adam - "I think he is one of those new...beagleheads....no, bagelhead(s)."

Frank - "...it looks like a Cinnamon Raisin"

Adam - "All I need is some cream cheese, I'm starving."

by DictaKilla July 1, 2009

Bagelling

Verb. (bag'-e-lling)
When you nonchalantly place multiple bagels strategically on top of one's lawn as revenge. Minimum bagels-10

When your peer pours milk on your head in the cafeteria and embarrases you, you retaliate by bagelling them. Usually a girl to a boy. Gingers are not allowed to recieve the honor.

by Bagel Bage December 14, 2010