three bagger

Cf. one bagger, two bagger/double bagger.

A woman so ugly, use of a bag over her head, your own head (in case hers falls of) and, to prevent lasting psychological damage, your dog's head is required.

"I'm so drunk, I could hit a double bagger, but she's a three."

by moof July 10, 2003

Badger tap

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.

1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"

by JamesEvan October 25, 2011

Strangle a badger

The act of Masterbating over someones Facebook Picture.

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.

by Captain1x January 19, 2011

vadge badger

A tattoo artist who specializes in Vadge Tats or piercings near the Vadge area.

Susan, "Hey Sally what are you doing this weekend?"
Sally, "Going to the Vadge Badger to get my Vadge Badged."

by Armegaiddor January 13, 2008

The Dirty Baserva

The act of getting a stripper pregnant while wearing a sombrero and in another relationship at the sametime.Then refusing to step up to the plate and be a daddy.

defintion #2 Taking donations from a community with the promise of helping the handicap and never stepping up to the plate and honoring that promise.

EX:1" Your boyfriend got me pregnant and is giving me the dirty baserva"

EX:2 "Several people in the community donated money to help with the handicap only to receive a Dirty Baserva.

by The happy sombrero November 25, 2007

Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.

When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.

by aquilla_sky December 17, 2012

One Stone Tea Bagger

Someone who rests their one testicle on another person's face, while they are asleep/passed out.

Eric was a notorious Tea Bagger, but when fate interviened, Eric was left with One Stone......eventually making him the one and only One Stone Tea Bagger

by thesnake3h February 22, 2009