Baldstache

A person who would prefer to have more hair on their head and compensates by growing a robust moustache.

Examples: Shakespeare, Jay Buhner, Spain's soccer coach, Ghandi, The Monopoly Guy

Did you see that guy's fantastic baldstache?

by Baldstache June 24, 2009

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Bass massage

When the bass from your sub is so hard that you are getting a massage from it.

I put on dat Gucci and turned dat shit up all da way and dropped out while i got my bass massage.

Turn up da bass i need to relax with a nice bass massage.

by Adioham February 26, 2010

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a bass party is the name of a party ( at a house or club) where dubstep, drum and bass, house, trap, and other related genre's of electronic music are played. Nothing like the kandi scene at raves, but rather darker and still loaded with beezys. Bass parties are to electro, as heavy metal is to rock :)

"Are you going to the bass party at Temple this week?"

Guy1: "Ask Drew about it. Drew, wasn't that bass party crackin last wednesday?"
Guy2: "fawk yeah. i was zooted folks. and you were making out with that beez."
Guy1: "Yeeeeeee"

by kakashiosanjose July 17, 2012

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Bass Pro Redneck

A wanna be redneck that lives within a short driving distance of a major city and enjoys all the luxuries of said city, but act like they live in nowhere, Alabama. generally buy all their gear at bass pro shop, dress like a cowboy, drive around in a over sized brand new truck, listen to Luke Bryan and Taylor swift, work in a successful trade yet act like they are oppressed and hate immigrants.

Look at that Bass Pro redneck, probably never dug out a shit house in his life.

by Shmavery September 23, 2019

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