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Barack

1. A man who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. 2. Managed to double the national debt in the first 90 days in office.
3. A socialist who spent 100 million more than anyone in history on his own inauguration, meanwhile bitching at CEO's for flying personal jets to meetings.
That man is Barack asswards, he doesn't know if he should shit or go blind.
by HFMIC July 26, 2009
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Barack-In-The-Box

A novelty toy item released just days after Barack Obama being sworn in as 44th President of the United States. Simply turn a handle on the side of the box, hear the tune "Hail to The Chief", and "POP", there's Barack, a caricature of the new president grinning ear to ear!
Kid 1:
Hey, wanna play with my new Barack-In-The-Box?
Kid 2:
That ain't new, it's just an old Jack-In-A-Box. What did Barack do with Jack? Anyway, let's play!
by MTF January 22, 2009
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Barack Obama

He with more labours than Herecules
I feel sorry for him, he's got a whole Barack Obama problem going
by MoMite February 28, 2009
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Barack O'Bama

A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.
by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008
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barack attack

1 : a medical condition that occurs when a humans excitement level exceeds a manageable thresh hold, causing an interruption in the brain and the person to faint and collapse
2 : a. Barack Obama on offense or defense
b. act of offense or defense Obama style
3 : Yet to be formed musical group
Someone dial 911 or find a doctor, this guy just had a barack attack.

I don't think Hilary is prepared or strong enough to survive a barack attack.

If Obama is elected he will barack attack Al Qaeda

I had a dream last night bout this awesome band called Barack Attack
by Dirty Southerner March 18, 2008
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Baracked

1. For something to be taken from you in an unjust manner, especially financially.

2. Screwed over.

3. Butt raped with no lube.
1." Man I just got my paycheck and half of my money is gone. I just got Baracked".

2. "I just totaled my car and the insurance wont pay me shit!! I've been Baracked."

3. "I just got Baracked by a tornado, my entire house is gone."

4. "$4.51 a gallon!!! Citgo just Baracked me."

5. "My friend just sat me up on this blind date. I was Baracked this Biotch is 400 lbs!!!!!"
by Old Al and lil L September 6, 2011
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Barack Attack

Hot damn you Barack Attacked that fly
by ManMonkey June 19, 2009
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