Ballshit

N. A person who is mentally inept, and nearly every aspect of a normal, functioning life is drawn askew. As a result, they defecate their own testes instead of fecal matter.

Since females have no testicles, "ovaryshit" and "titfart" are also acceptable terms.

Vern was deemed a ballshit by his fellow students after trying to revive the long-dead practice of using butter to alleviate painful burns.

by Mike July 17, 2003

ballaholic

someone that is so baller that it becomes addicting

Alexx is a ballaholic as it were.

by Alex^ballaholic as it were January 12, 2008

Ballcuzzi

To dip a man's balls in a bowl of warm water and have a partner blow bubbles into it with a straw.

After a hard day's work Brandon likes to get a ballcuzzi from his wife.

by BrandonTa June 11, 2006

balch

When making a "That's what she said" joke, balch can be used when the joke works for both genders.

That's what balch said.

by KemicalEnigma May 3, 2011

ballchoni

When you poo and get on balls

Yo I just ballchonied my pants

by ballchoni April 23, 2021

Ballchinian

Noun; a man or woman who give alot of oral sex to men

The hooker on 9th street is the best ballchinian in the biz.

by Dwgram September 10, 2022

Ballchante

Dragging your ballsack across a womans face on arrival often with some sort of oil or lubricant and glitter

My girl is always delighted to get a warm ballchante when i come home.

by Sippinbrew August 6, 2023