confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017

beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.

My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...

by Freeslouz April 13, 2011

beached whale

similar to awkward turtle, denoting the occurance of an awkward situation.

the beached whale is performed by placing one hand on top of the other, face up, and thumbs rotating.

JB walked into a room full of naked hispanic men, all playing the flute while whipping each other with palm leaves.

To alleviate the awkward situation, JB starts to freestyle rap. This makes the entire situation even more awkward, and the naked hispanic men all begin to do the beached whale.

by HitStick93 April 6, 2010

bachelor nap

After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.

TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!

ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.

by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009

Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012

Bachelor Bath

When a bachelor uses air freshener as a substitute for a shower or bath.

Pete: Hey man, you going to take a shower before we head out tonight?
Mark: Naw dude, I'm going to take a bachelor bath real quick

by Breebree32 August 6, 2013