Chelley Bauer

She is the most amazing person that has ever walked this earth, and just her touch sends shivers down your spine, and the thought of her smile makes your world stop

Chelley Bauer is fucking amazing

by _K1NGC September 19, 2019

Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

Sophie Bauer

An ugly lamo

Wow Sophie Bauer is such an ugly lamo.
Plus she smells like ëggš

by Leroy Brown July 14, 2020

Auer bauer

sexy red head with long penis

Have you seen auer bauer yet? you can see his dick from miles away sheeeeeeesh

by sexmakerwithaugust September 2, 2021

minnie bauer

An annoying woman with a very large forehead

Minnie bauer joins a conversation with something stupid

by Horizon is bae November 22, 2021

Lauren Bauer

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.

"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."

by PeterDamionDanielsDonnelly June 22, 2023

Shourd-Fattal-Bauer

Straying from the intended path into dangerous territory.

I tried to slip it into my girl's southern region by she said I was Shourd-Fattal-Bauer-ing.

by stupid101 September 30, 2011