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Dirty Red Baron

When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.
Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.
by Clint Licker November 16, 2021
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Baron

He is a very napoleon type of guy small but funny and wants everyone to be his friend. You need a Baron in your life he is very smart, funny, and can always have your back. He also can be quite rude and explicit sometimes. But it's very occasionally.
Who is that?

My friend Baron
by Laughingbluetoes September 6, 2021
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Michael Barone

The world's chunkiest man. Each of his tities way around 3000 pounds with 8 ecosystems the size of the universe under them. According to Blaize Pascals, and Albert Einstein's mega mind calculations has a total of 23 stomach layers. He has around 20 chins but when he looks down it because 200 chins. In 2002 when Micheal Barone fell down the stairs it caused an Earthquake, Tsunami, Hurricanceand Volcano reaction all at once. When He was born he ate this family.
by U adopted June 9, 2022
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Baron Von Blud

Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.
"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
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moth baron

Young astute college educated who choose to surround themselves with like minded individuals. These gentlemen of leasure tend to gravitate towards attractive females for companionship and affection. Moth Barons appreciate the finer things in life and do not settle for less than they desire.
That guy is a total Moth Baron, he chats up all the attractive girls but picks their physical appearance apart.
by Bbag1354$ December 19, 2016
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Baron

Beautiful, handsome, every single girl in a 50 mile radius has a wet pussy when near a person name Baron.
Girl: Why am I so wet?
Girl 2: probably a Baron nearby
by Baron The Great September 12, 2020
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Red Baron

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."
by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021
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