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blind request

Phenomenon of the Internet and Social Networking. A request to be "friends" from people you don't know sent without an introductory message. Request is based on your profile picture alone or a combination of your profile picture and because you've left a witty comment on someone's status. Male photographers who have a female models image as their profile photo typically receive a lot of blind requests from sex-starved losers, thinking they are female.

The blind request is often sent by rude morons who suffer from poor grammar and spelling. The blind request is the equivalent of walking up to someone in a bar and asking for sex without buying a drink first. The blind request should be a warning that the person usually exhibits stalker-like qualities.
Female #1: Ugh, ever since I put up that new profile picture, I've been inundated with Blind Requests. I've just been ignoring them.

Female #2: Yeah, watch out for John Doe, he's a total stalker and will send you one for sure.
by SHawkins December 29, 2011
mugGet the blind requestmug.

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.
On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.
by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010
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Blind FDR

A sex position where the female lays face down on the bed, and the male is on top, in the same position.
Man, me and my girlfriend did the blind FDR last night and it was amazing!
by lefevre February 14, 2007
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blind guardian

amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.
the soulforged is god.
by psychoman364 November 1, 2003
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refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
by ckarlo January 10, 2009
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Horny Blindness

Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.
Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.
by selfproclaimedpussyslayer February 27, 2020
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Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.
I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.
by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018
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