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Atomic Cock Syndrome

A physical disorder or syndrome in which a phallus-having male has orgasms that grow in magnitude and force with every ejaculation. (It's often referred to as ATC.) In most cases, the male's penis eventually becomes supersized, weighing and abundant amount - much more than the normal human spinal cord is capable of supporting. With every ejaculation, he disperses a giant stream of molten, radioactive semen. It is normally more powerful than the force of Old Faithful. This process is fatally damaging to the male, causing him to be drained and dehydrated of 98% of his bodily fluids with each orgasm. Currently, the only "cure" for ATC is, well, death.
"Aw, did you hear about that poor girl on the evening news?! Her dis-mangled corpse was found in the middle of the interstate! The medical services spent two hours recollecting her body parts. They said that what little there was left of her was solidified in cum, and this was apparently after it melted most of her body. They're calling her ground zero for something called "Atomic Cock Syndrome"."
by negro_bert August 29, 2016
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atomic fission

A term coined by people that don't know what nuclear fission is....
Nexon Developer A: "Hey what's that thing that makes atom bombs go pow?"
Nexon Developer B: "uuuh idunno let's google it." *googles* "It says fission but I don't know which type."
Nexon Developer A: "Let's just call it Atomic Fission, no one will notice."
*queue 4 years later of people bitching about it in the forums*
Nexon Developer B: "Should we change it?"
Nexon Developer A: "Naaaah"
by ThatOneNerdyBitch February 16, 2017
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Atomic Bulldog

When you running next to someone and grab him by the head and jump up and drive his face into the ground.
That crackhead owed me money, so I chased his ass down and gave him an atomic Bulldog onto the concrete.
by Lamar1280 November 11, 2017
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atomica

atomica (noun): a blunt, roughly the size of a Cuban cigar. Usually a bit thicker.
“Dude, I just smoked a full atomica on my own last night... that was crazy”
“You fucking serious dude??? A full atomica on your own??? How are you not dead from smoke inhalation.”
by The_Viscount November 19, 2018
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Atomic blast

When you shit, fart, piss, sneeze, and burp at the same time.
Johnny got nervous during his presentation and let out an atomic blast in front of the entire class.
by Zedjen June 7, 2020
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atomikhalo

A sick twitch and youtube streamer you should watch.
Hey go watch ATOMIKHALO
by Atomikhalo January 5, 2021
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Atomic Samurai

"God atomic sandbag sucks"
Gloves: "His name is atomic samurai!!!"
by The Casual March 27, 2021
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