One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.
"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
by wolfman10 November 15, 2009
Get the Arm Chair Athlete mug.A contagious disease, caused by a fungus that thrives on moist surfaces that forms on your feet mostly by sweat.
I worked hard yesterday at the gym and I was sweating like a beast. I started scratching my feet and i suddenly got athletes foot.
by Ca.Ri November 12, 2009
Get the Athletes Foot mug.Someone who trolls the internet denouncing religion because he viewed a few videos on Youtube about evolution and religion. Typically 13-18 years old.
Youtube atheist: you're all retard for believing in god!! evolution disproved god!! LOL
Regular atheist: Evolution says nothing about God. Must be a youtube atheist.
Regular atheist: Evolution says nothing about God. Must be a youtube atheist.
by Johnathon Matthews December 6, 2012
Get the Youtube atheist mug.Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.
And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.
But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.
They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.
I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.
So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.
Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.
But please stop.
We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.
And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.
But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.
They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.
I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.
So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.
Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.
But please stop.
We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.
We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.
by AlixAutopsy December 21, 2008
Get the Atheists mug.@JUSTJOOO
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
by gawkgawk147 May 20, 2023
Get the this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy mug.atheists: People who lack belief in a god or gods. From the Greek: 'atheos' a+theos "without god" or godless.
by Ani June 2, 2004
Get the atheists mug.An atheist who goes out of his or her way to argue about religion and treats all religious people with disrespect. This is a common phase which newly atheistic people go through. Those who remain Asshole Atheists after the fact may be generally antisocial or using atheism to compensate for a lack of other interesting traits.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Theist: You atheists are so obnoxious, Noah just bitched me out for saying "God bless you" when he sneezed.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
by the incredidouche September 10, 2010
Get the Asshole Atheist mug.