by Robin Jean Hudson October 22, 2011
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Person 1: I was mindlessly wasting my life away on Tumblr so I decided to open a new tab and OH SHIT WHAT THE F*CK was I going to do.
Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
Person 2: Shit, you must have internet amnesia.
by ToeKneeAhn April 18, 2011
Get the Internet Amnesia mug.The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.
IN REAL LIFE
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...
Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.
by ArmedROBery July 21, 2011
Get the Social Amnesia mug.A disorder that usually hits when a person gets in their 40s, sometimes it can his as early as their 30s.
People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.
People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
People with age amnesia forget that they've have ever been kids, teenagers, or 20somethings and start to criticize the current young population as if they themselves were never a child, teen, or 20something.
People suffering from age amnesia suffer from forgetting they themselves were once teens with raging hormones or noisy little bastards. This comes with a steep misunderstanding of the young, as sufferers of age amnesia have never been a child.
Middle Age Man - "Kids these days all they do is watch TV, smoke weed, and eat bad foods"
20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"
Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"
20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
20something - "You were a hippie back then, didn't you do the same?"
Middle Age Man - "IT WAS DIFFERENT BACK THEN!"
20something - "Whatever man, you got that Age Amnesia"
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI November 6, 2010
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"Oh My God, Benji Lim! You don't remember taking the mic at the 15malaysia party and giving a weepy speech to the producers and shouting freedom at the end like Mel Gibson in Braveheart?? You've got Film School Amnesia (FSA)!"
by Jailbait111 October 21, 2009
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1. An act of clemency by an authority (as a government) by which pardon is granted, esp. to a group of individuals.
- Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law
2. A general overlooking or pardon of past offences, by the ruling authority.
- Oxford English Dictionary Online
3. Punishing people for entering the US illegally.
- One confused and babbling President.
1. An act of clemency by an authority (as a government) by which pardon is granted, esp. to a group of individuals.
- Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of Law
2. A general overlooking or pardon of past offences, by the ruling authority.
- Oxford English Dictionary Online
3. Punishing people for entering the US illegally.
- One confused and babbling President.
"Ya know I uh... I've heard all the 'rhetoric', ya know, you've heard it too, 'bout how this (immigration reform bill) is 'amnesty'... Am - amnesty means that YOU GOTTA PAY, ya know, a price for having bin here illegally... And this bill does that."
- George W. Bush, Washington D.C., June 26, 2007.
- George W. Bush, Washington D.C., June 26, 2007.
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by Minnaar September 1, 2006
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