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Dancers always smile 

An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.

Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.
Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"

Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"
Dancers always smile by cs00023 January 18, 2011
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Is the urban dictionary always right? 

THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT. WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.
Anton: Is the urban dictionary always right?
David: THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS ALWAYS FUCKING RIGHT. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT? WHO EVER ASKED THAT SHOULD BE HUNG.

Anton gets stabbed in the gut with a hand.

Forever and always 

Ryan: we're gonna be together for a long time.
Taylor: forever and always?
Ryan: forever and always!

The Tail Always Waggles 

A phrase used to describe why you have a massive erection. This is mainly used to describe a bad habit of getting an erection whenever you see a female, even if they're not very attractive. The term comes from a comparison of a canine's tail "waggling" whenever it sees a bitch (a female dog). When a person asks about it, you simply say this phrase, and they will understand.
Dude: "Woah! What's that in your pants?!"

Brandon: "I'm sorry... The tail always waggles."

Women are always right 

This a degrading term that no man should follow because it manipulates them and shows that we live in a world controlled by one gender and FYI NOBODY IS ALWAYS RIGHT THAT IS A FALSE STATEMENT
Don't argue with me
Haven't you ever heard of women are always right
Women are always right by Sfbngxcbj February 27, 2019

Green leaves aren’t always green

To refer to when green leaves aren’t green. Also the name of a famous song.
‘Wow! Look at those green leaves’
‘Yo dude- those aren’t green’
‘Huh?’
‘It’s 2020- green leaves aren’t always green bro’

A bad penny always turns up 

Our mistakes return to haunt us; also, nasty people have a way of reappearing.
He was embarrassed because A bad penny always turns up to him