Secret Agent

1. A sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)

"you wanna smoke a joint man"

"Nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here"

"Don't worry, I made a secret agent"

by 4Days May 27, 2006

agent911

A noun often used to represent a total screw-up in a very funny manner. Usually it is used in conjunction with farmer slangs. Can also be used as an adjective.

You really agent911 that up, you cock bite.

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Real Estate Agent

A woman who negotiates the "sale" of some "private property." In other words, a prostitute.

Hey, I was just looking for a "Real Estate Agent" in the phonebook.

by Wallydon January 6, 2010

Agent Zan

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by AgentZan212s_alt3 October 19, 2021

Agent_Toxin

Some annoying bitch on Twitter that I used to like.

Agent_Toxin: Hey look it’s Agent toxin! The guy that said it was “too far” to get Tabor Hill suspended!

by ItsYoureStupidNotYourStupid November 6, 2020

agent fox

she's a literal fox as per her name, and she can kill you in an instant with no hesitation whatsoever. She is also a master in the art of seduction.

"Agent Fox, you're up." "I know, Damien."

by hi damian ;) July 12, 2022

agent (sorry)

best person ever we love you you're so nice

person 1: hey do you know agent (sorry) ?
person 2: yes they're awesome!

by disparitie July 17, 2022