Dysfunctional Acorns

Those acorns that keep trying to kill you when they fall of a tree and hit you in the head.

Man, these are some dysfunctional acorns! They keep trying to kill me!

by FlaccidFabio November 25, 2016

Acorn Cock

When your foreskin gets puffed up and swollen after entering something very tight, like an anus. Usually referred at gays.

"Hey that fag has an acorn cock!"

by Acorn Cockmaster April 20, 2010

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

Acotar

1 book: Omg Tamlin and Feyre are mates. They’re so cute

2 book: I HATE Tamlin. He ps a maniac who locked Feyre up. RHYS IS A GOD I LOVE HIM. CHAPTER 55!

Acotar ist the Book with THAT chapter

by Feyre.high.lady January 12, 2021

fallen acorn

When the head (and ONLY the head) of one's penis escapes from the fly of his underwear.

Haha! Check out Spidey's fallen acorn! He better put that thing back in there before zipping!

by Danger & Hamil$tein October 20, 2005

acorn nipples

When a persons nipples are large and puffy, and very sensitive to touch.

Owen: Dude you got some big nips let me sqeeze them.

Nick: Don't sqeeze my acorn nipples that would really hurt.

by Big Moke January 22, 2008

acolyte

A blasphemous servant of the Necrowizard.
Works against the unacolytes of the Unnecrowizard and usually succeeds, considering the superior frost-power of the Necrowizard.

Attack, acolytes!
The acolytes gathered in order to satanically praise the Necrowizard.

by Grimlord December 27, 2004