by Antuanette Abakumov October 29, 2003
Get the antuan abakumov mug.A full moon awakening is when one is sleeping another person goes up to the sleeping person and puts their bare ass on the sleeping persons face.
Hey Harry is sleeping let’s go make him have a full moon awakening! he’s gonna love this hairy ass in his face.
by versace.noose March 23, 2020
Get the full moon awakening mug.The act of putting a thumb over the mouth of a bottle of champagne and then agitating it order to bring it to the highest possible pressure. The bottle is then thrust into the anus of an unsuspecting girl (or, preferrably, a sleeping whore), thereby shooting champagne into her rectal cavity violently.
Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
Generally, the finer the whore, the finer the champagne that should be used. In the case of a 4 dollar "ho", malt liquor may be used.
"The recoil from that rude awakening was quite a mess."
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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.
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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."
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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
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The malt liquor must have fermented in her ass after the rude awakening, because I went to work drunk after that 9 AM rim job.
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"The prostitute wanted to charge me extra after I gave her a rude awakening, but I told her to f' off and left. She couldn't get up without malt liquor leaking out her ass, so she made an un-hasty chase."
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"I rushed my rude awakening and hit the wrong hole. Wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't on the menses at the time. Let's just say there was cotton and chunks of blood everywhere.
by scorpionmintred October 1, 2005
Get the rude awakening mug.Having a feeling of an imaginary orgasm everytime you see a new sexy man thats hotter than the one you've seen before.
by InTheBooty27 September 3, 2016
Get the Sexual awakening mug.by aneke venn January 5, 2011
Get the anake mug.So Abeke? Fairly nice guy. He is sweet, smart and most likely good at math. He is a leader. Never lets ANYONE walk over him. He will most likely have a friend named Ivan who will be a little pussy and will follow Abeke. People encounter him. as the cool kid, some people hate him, some love him. He hates drama and will most likely hate you if you start it. But Abeke is always reasonable, if he is in charge of something like a chat, he is unbiased. But sometimes he lets people pressure him into doing things but he will know what he should and shouldn’t do. Some people encounter him as a bully, which could be true is Ivan is with him because Ivan will only bully people is Abeke is with him. But if you get to know him or get to spend some time with him, you will realise that he is an amazing person. He will always protect his friends and will show his disappointment seriously. Don’t piss him off, he is gonna stop talking to you. But most importantly, he is hilarious, and can always make you laugh. So you need an Abeke in your life
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by DISGUYRAGHTHIR November 7, 2018
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